| "Usagi's Downfall"
by Natsuki
Chapter One: Say It!
Usagi yawned. "Gosh, i'm bored." she muttered to herself. She rolled onto her side and looked at her magazine, Say It! "Hmm.. What's this? Guys are reported to like fat girls better than thin ones?
Woah... Well, Tuxedo Mask hasn't been paying attention to me lately.... Maybe I'd better get his attention." She said, before opening the magazine and turning to page 81. She started to read it out loud to herself. After she had read the article, she crept into the bathroom and weighed herself on the scales. "70 pounds?!?!? I'll never get Tuxedo Mask like THIS!" she cried and ran downstairs. Her mom was at the door. "Sure you'll be okay on your own Usagi-chan?" she said.
"Wha?" said Usagi.
"I'm going on a business trip, remember? I'll be back on Monday!"
"Oh yeah! Oh, i'll be FINE Mom! Just fine.." Usagi said, and waved her mom off. "Now I can get started on this!" she said. Immediatly she went into the kitchen and opened the cupboards. "Wait! I should change clothes!" she said. Usagi ran upstairs and changed into the biggest clothes she had. Then she ran downstairs to eat. She opened the cupboards and put everything on the table. "Yummy." she said, and started to eat. Chapter Two: 678 cheese pizzas
"Wow.. I'm stuffed..." Usagi said. She rolled off the chair into the bathroom to weigh herself. "152 pounds? Okay... But still... I'm hungry.." she whimpered. Then Usagi picked up the phone. "Hello? Toyko Pizza Dudes? Hi, I would like 678 cheese pizzas delivered to the Tsukino Residence please. With extra cheese please!" - she giggled - "Can you supersize that for me please?" she said, sitting down.
Usagi was starving.
"...Dude... Are you SURE you want that many pizzas?" the Pizza Man said.
"Yes please! Super-super sized please!" Usagi said enthusiastically.
"Okay dude... That will be... 600 yen please."
"600 YEN?!?!?" Usagi screamed.
"Dude, do you want the pizzas or not?" he said annoyingly.
"Oh no, no, that will be fine!" Usagi said.
"They'll be there in 10 minutes dude."
Usagi slammed the phone down and immediatly picked it up again. "Hello? Japan Fast Food For You? Yeah, I'd like 678 burgers please. Oh, and can you super supersize that for me please? Huh? Which burger?
What's the choice?" she asked.
"Tofu - 10 calories, Cheese - 15 calories.." he rambled on. Finally he got to 'Super supersized Big Giant Gut-Buster, 576 calories'.
"I'd like that please! Can you make it super super supersized? Deliver it to the Tsukino Residence please!" Usagi exclaimed.
"That will be 2948 calories. Normally it would be" - he checked his pad - "15482 yen, but since your the only one who has bought this, I'll take 15 yen. It'll be delivered in 15 minutes. Thank you." Usagi squealed. Remembering her "diet" though, she jumped on the couch and watched some TV. Suddenly...
DING DONG! Usagi opened the door and paid for her pizzas and her Super super supersized Big Giant Gut Buster burger and went in. She opened her mouth and started to eat. Chapter Three: 2 hours later "Ugh... I ate too much..." moaned Usagi. She got up and walked, with some difficulty, to the bathroom to look at herself - and of course, WEIGH herself!
"399 pounds? ALRIGHT!" Usagi exclaimed. Then she looked at herself in the mirror. She had a third chin and her stomach was beginning to hang over her legs.
"I think I should set a goal... hmm... Okay, 700 pounds! Now for MORE!" Usagi yelled and went on the phone. "Same please, but i'd like 8547 pizzas please!"
"Same, but i'd like a million of them!" Usagi practically screamed down the phone. In ten minutes, she got her food. She ate and ate and ate....
Soon enough, she was bigger than the couch! "I'm still hungry!" screamed Usagi. She waddled up the stairs and weighed herself. The scales broke! She weighed
700 pounds!
"It's good, but not good enough... I have a new goal! Umm.... YEAH! I'll be as fat as I want! YEHEHEHEHEHE!!" Usagi shouted. Chapter Four: The Sailor Senshi Usagi set out for school. "Hi Senshi!" she said happily.
"Hi Usag---WOAH! USAGI,WHAT DID YOU DO??" Makoto screamed.
"Well, I was reading in Say It! that guys prefer fat girls to thin ones!" Usagi said.
"But Usagiiii! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??" asked Ami.
"I've never seen someone as fat as you, Meatball head." remarked Rei.
"Yeah, you were fat before THIS!" Minako wailed.
"REALLY? No! Before I was thin and not beautiful. Now I am beautiful." said Usagi.
The Senshi shook their heads. "Her mind's twisted.." Rei muttered.
"Anyone want to come to my house after school?" Usagi asked.
"Sure, i'll come!" everyone started to say.
"Ok, ok!" Usagi said happily. In class, Usagi broke her chair! Haruna was not please, but she did not say anything.
After school, the Inner Senshi all went with Usagi to her house.
"Now the fun... Will begin.." Usagi said.
"What the heck do you mean?!?!" Minako screamed.
"You can feed me till I scream! Gotta be big! Gotta be fat!" Usagi happily nattered on. Chapter Five: You must eat, all day long Rei laughed. "Usagi, you're enormous!"
Usagi laughed too, "Great!"
BAAANG!
"OMIGOSH WHAT WAS THAT?" screamed Minako.
BAAANG. CRAASH. BOOM. You get the idea.
"Looks like the Dark Kingdom are back again." Ami remarked. Chapter Six: Sailor Tears
After transforming, the Sailor Senshi ran outside. All except Usagi. "Wait for me guys! Wait...." she yelled. Usagi transformed, as she hadn't already. Her Sailor clothes ripped.
"Oh no!!" Usagi screamed. Luckily, it was still on her, barely though, and she ran out with some difficulty.
Well... to sum it all up, the Senshi lost the battle. Usagi's butt fell onto Rei's body, and Usagi rested on Rei. Rei did not stand a chance. Usagi's butt was enormous now. She had so many chins she couldn't keep track of them all. Her stomach had long been hanging over her legs. She laughed. "I'm beautiful!!!"
Then appeared no one else than Tuxedo Mask. Chapter Seven: Behind the Mask "Tuxedo Mask!" Sailor Moon cried happily.
"Sailor Moon..." he replied. "Is that you?"
Usagi smiled. "Yeah!"
"You're beautiful, Sailor Moon! Will you be my girlfriend?"
"Of course I will Tuxedo Mask!" Usagi blushed.
"Hey? How come you get all the cute guys?" a voice yelled. Usagi turned around. There was Sailor Uranus, Sailor Pluto, Sailor Neptune and Sailor Saturn, the Outer Senshi. "Oh great" said Usagi. They were fatter than her. Tuxedo Mask edged up to Sailor Uranus, the fattest one and also the one with a totally enormous butt, and asked her to marry him. "Of course I will Tuxedo!" she blushed. Chapter Eight: Not so Chibi any More
Usagi was furious. But then, who would come up but... Chibiusa, who had now transformed into Sailor ChibiMoon, came up. For a child, she was enormous. Not so chibi anymore. She was bigger than all of the other Senshi. Tuxedo Mask crept up. "How old are you?" he asked
her.
"Whatever you want me to be, Mask!" ChibiMoon cried.
"I want you to be my girlfriend!" Tuxedo Mask cried back.
"Only if you be my boyfriend!" Chibimoon yelled.
It was too much for Usagi when Tuxedo Mask nodded. She waddled up to each of the Sailor Senshi, and one by one, she ate them. When it came to ChibiUsa, Usagi belched loudly before eating Chibi. Chapter Nine: Will you marry Me?
"Sailor Moon! Your beautiful! Will you marry me in the future?" Tuxedo Mask asked Usagi. "Of course I will Tuxie! Hehe!" Usagi giggled. Then she belched the loudest she had ever belched before! Chapter Ten: Was it all a dream?
Usagi yawned. She was in bed. "Wow! That was one weird dream I had!" Usagi said. Then she looked down at her stomach. "Wait... it WASN'T a dream..."
"BUUUUUUUURRRP!"
"Usagi! I'm home! I got off early due to traffic!" yelled Usagi's mom.
"Coming mom!" Usagi yelled back. She rolled out of bed and waddled down the stairs.
"USAGI??? IS THAT YOU???" Usagi's mom screamed.
"Yes. I am beautiful." Usagi said.
"Usagi, get excersizing NOW!" Usagi's mom shouted.
"I don't think so, Mom." Usagi said as she belched even louder and slowly ate her mom, who was already quite fat and very appetizing.
"I'm beautiful! BUUUUUURP!" Usagi said happily. Her clothes ripped suddenly. Her butt was like an enormous basketball, she couldn't see her feet, and her belly was just so great!
"This is the start of a beautiful friendship! Teehee!" Usagi said cutely to some candy. Epilogue
Usagi kept on getting fatter and fatter. Eventually she couldn't be called fat anymore, she was definately obese! She didn't go to school anymore, but when she saw a fat person, she just had to eat them! In a few years time, she married Tuxedo Mask. She achieved more than 999 pounds of pure fat! THE END.
(Side Note: If I write anymore stories about Sailor Moon, they won't be related to this story unless otherwise noted.) |