"May's April Fools"
by Frank Castle

It was the day after Christmas at Ash's house. May and Ash both got presents under the tree. May got a new bra, sent by Brock, and Ash got a plush Charmander doll. There were lots of festivities throughout Pallet Town, food and drink were plenty. And May....well, she gained a belly (Author's note: Man, I suck at writing Christmas rhymes).

Throughout the rest of December, and the follwing months, May's hunger increased. by February she was boardering 200 pounds. It was around this time that May asked, "Ash, do you think i'm fat?" Ash stood there pondering what to say. 'If I say yes she will hit me....but, if I say no and she already knows the answer she say i'm lying and will still hit me,' Ash's brain thought.

"Uh....kinda," was the answer that came out of Ash's mouth. BANG! went the baka mallet that May pulled out off hammer space. "You do have a point Ash," May said. "You could have said that with out hitting me..." Ash thought. "I need to lose some of this blubber," May said.

"How about liposuction?" asked Ash. BANG! went the mallet again. "Where are we supposed to get that kind of money?" demanded May. "Heh heh heh....." Ash chuckled. Ash then got out a pokeball and released a Meowth.

"Where on Earth did you get that?" asked May. "When you weren't looking," Ash replied. So, during the next few weeks Ash used the Meowth to get money. After a while they finally had enough for the liposuction so they went to the clinic. However, that day was April Fools.

At the hospital was a doctor. His name was Frank, and he wanted to do something for April Fools. Suddenly Ash and May walked in. He saw May and saw his newest prank.

After some talk Frank told May to strip down and prepare for surgery. He said he would be back in a moment. Frank then went out into the OR and released a Snorlax. "Sorry Snorlax old buddy, but you might not like what you see when you wake up," he said. Frank then liposucked all of Snorlax's fat out, then put it back in it's pokeball and put it away.

"Ok May, I want you to count backwards from 100," Frank told May as he put the gas mask on her. Soon she fell asleep. Frank then began to suck Snorlax's fat into her. At first, nothing happens. Then, all of a sudden, it becomes very hard to distinguish May's features.

She begins to become softer. Her body begins to get plump and become filled-out. Soon, her body is getting much rounder. Her legs and thighs swell up a bit, and her cheeks become puffy. May then becomes a little more wide, and her hourglass figure is becoming more of a cylinder.

Her boobs get a little fatter, but her thighs and legs become quite large. Her body begins to lift up a bit because of her growing butt, and she becomes even wider as she grows new love handles. Her arms and fingers are now fat, and her face is swelling up like a balloon. Her head soon looks like an overblown balloon, and her neck begins to disappear underneath a couple new chins. Her thighs are now like tires, and her fat little legs look like they were going to pop.

Soon enough she breaks the table and is 1,000 pounds, a big, round, blob of fat. Frank stops the machine and runs away laughing. A nurse comes in and screams. This wakes up May and tries to scream but can't becuase she is so fat. Ash comes in and faints at the sight.

Frank is soon arrested by the police and is sentenced to life in prison, where he has to pick up all of the soap in the shower. Ash immediately sued the hospital and won in an instant. The hospital gave him 1,000,000 bucks for this crime and for compensation for May's pain.

THE END