"Santa's Delivery Girls"
a One Piece story by Double L

“Ugh…I can’t reach…” grunted Tony Tony Chopper, as the reindeer doctor sat on the shoulders of his crewmate, Usopp. The two Straw Hat pirates were decorating the Thousand Sunny up for Christmas. Chopper could not reach the top of a doorway to hang a wreath.

“WOAH!!!” went Luffy, the captain, as he stared jaw-wide. The ship looked incredibly beautiful with lights and garland properly aligned.

“Impressive!” smiled Brook, the skeleton with an afro watching as well.

“Oh I got it!” said Chopper, before he suddenly grew in size, turning into a muscular and more humanoid form. “There!” shouted Chopper, as he hung the wreath. “I got it up, Usopp!” he smiled, before looking down to see an unconscious Usopp. Apparently, Chopper’s growth in weight was something he couldn’t support and the impact knocked him cold. “USOPP!!! DON’T DIE!!! IT’S THE HOLIDAYS!!!” he cried, shrinking to his standard form to help his friend.

“What’s going on?” asked Nami, as the red-haired and busty navigator came outside. She blinked, seeing the decorations, before it hit her. “Oh! With all the crazy stuff going on, I forgot Christmas was coming!”

“I can’t wait! Santa’s going to come and deliver us presents!” smiled an excited Luffy.

“Would he deliver on the high seas?” asked Brook.

“Of course!” smiled Luffy.

“I spent years in the Florian Triangle…he never delivered there…” sighed Brook.

“Well, it was the Florian Triangle, Brook!” went Usopp, now recovered. “I bet Santa couldn’t find you within in that smog…plus you are kind of…dead,”

“I’M DEAD?!!!“ freaked Brook, as the skeleton flipped out. After getting some cold stares, it then hit Brook. “That’s right! I keep forgetting! YOHOHO!!!” laughed Brook.

“Plus…he probably ask for perverted stuff like girls’ underwear…” thought Nami with a sweat drop.

“They still believe in Santa Claus…oh well…let them enjoy it…” thought Zoro, as the swordsman and first mate of the crew laid nearby, hoping to catch a nap.

“I always loved the holidays,” smiled Nico Robin, the tanned skinned beauty of an archeologist coming aboard. She waved her arms and two new arms appeared of the walls to adjust the wreath Chopper hung.

“Hey Nami, think we can decorate one of your trees? Don’t worry, we won’t hurt it at all,” asked Usopp.

“Alright, but mess up one tangerine…and you’ll be paying for it…” said Nami, demonic looking flames in her eyes.

“Oh…kay…” gulped Usopp.

Sanji, the chef, then came up, a cigarette in his mouth, as he said, “Sounds like a time to plan for a big holiday party! I’ll prepare a big feast!”

“Anything with big feast is always good!!!” shouted Luffy.

“Hey, I wonder how it is Santa can deliver presents all over the Grand Line,” said Chopper, blinking.

“It’s quite simple, Chopper!!!”

All eyes looked to see the ship’s creator and carpenter, Franky, as he smiled, “Santa uses a special sleigh that travels faster than the speed of sound! It’s SUPER!!!”

“Actually, this reminds of me some weird story old Zeff used to tell me every Christmas. He actually claims he met Santa Claus,” said Sanji.

“Really?!!!” went Chopper, Usopp, Luffy, and Brook in unison.

“Yeah…according to his story, Santa actually delivers presents by…” began Sanji, before the ship suddenly shook violently.

“What was that?” asked Zoro, standing up.

Usopp looked over the bow and said, “Looks like we hit an island…”

Nami checked her bearings and her map, before saying, “That’s odd…there’s supposed to be no island here…”

“It’s a winter island!!!” smiled Luffy, seeing all the snow.

“Strange…wouldn’t a winter island be…you know…cold?” asked Franky.

“Yeah…it feels tropical…but there’s snow everywhere,” replied Zoro, as Luffy and Ussopp jumped into the snow, followed by Brook and Chopper. The air was dewy sweet and warm with a cool breeze like a tropical island, yet there was clearly snow everywhere.

“This is cool! We can play in the snow without needing jackets!” smiled Luffy, making a snowman.

“This doesn’t make any sense,” said Nami.

“We’re in the Grand Line…nothing makes any sense here,” said Zoro.

“I do it find it weird though that this island just suddenly popped out of nowhere…we should have seen it…” said Franky, before a snowball hit him in the face.

“HA! HA! Got ya, Franky!!!” laughed Luffy.

Franky wiped the snow off his face and said, “Oh, you’re going to get it now!!!” He leaped off the ship and into a snow mound, which he stuffed into an arm cannon and fired at Luffy.

“WHOA!!!” went Luffy, getting sent flying. Due to his rubbery body though, he bounced off a tree and slammed forward…into Nami. She had been climbing down the ship to see things closer when Luffy crashed into her. This sent Nami flying into the deep water.

“I’LL SAVE YOU, NAMI-CHAN!!!” shouted Sanji, heart covering his one visible eye as he dove into the water after Nami.
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“Ouch…I said I was sorry…” whined Luffy, multiple bumps on his head from Nami’s fist.

“It’s not bad enough you sent me into the water…” said a shivering Nami, only covered by a towel. “But you made me lose my 500 berry shirt and 600 berry skirt! You owe 1100 berries!!!” shouted Nami.

“NO FAIR!!!” shouted Luffy.

“Relax. I found something for you,” said Usopp, appearing out of the woods.

“Really?” asked Nami, before Usopp showed her an unusual, yet strangely festive-looking outfit. It was a red skirt with white fur-like edges, similar in appearance to Santa’s outfit. “That’s…nice…”

“Well, it’s the only clothes we can find without digging through your…” began Ussopp.

“Ok! I’ll take it!!!” shouted Nami, grabbing the skirt and dashing into the woods to change. She did not want Sanji or Brook to hear the end of that statement. She soon came out, the skirt wrapped around her waist, showing off her legs, arms, and cleavage.

“How festive and beautiful!!!” smiled Sanji, swooning.

“I admit…it does feel good…but its really loose…” said Nami.

“Well, if there were clothes here…maybe there’s someone living here,” suggested Robin.

“Let’s split up and look around,” said Zoro. After some talking, the teams were decided: Sanji would stay behind on the ship, as he needed to cook up a holiday meal anyway, and thereby would be good for watching it; Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Brook, and Chopper would explore the west end of the snowy yet tropical beach while Robin, Usopp, and Franky would explore the east.
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“Strange looking leaves…” said Zoro, looking up to see leaves that shined like Christmas lights.

“And look at that!” shouted Chopper, pointing a hoof to a passing by snake that was colored with red and white stripes like a candy cane.

“It’s like this whole island is Christmas-themed…” said Nami, seeing berries hanging that looked like ornaments on a tree.

“Wow! These look good!” shouted Luffy, grabbing a handful of berries and stuffing them into his face.

“Save some for me!!!” shouted Brook, his boney hands grabbing and shoveling food into his maw.

“Ugh…Luffy was bad enough…” said Zoro, before turning his head seeing Nami stuffing her face too! “What the?!!!”

“What? Suddenly I’m just really hungry…” said Nami.

“Yeah, what’s wrong with that?” asked Luffy.

“WOW!!! This forest is so beautiful! It looks like a whole forest of Christmas trees!” shouted an excited Chopper.

“…” went Zoro, before smelling something. “Hey…what the?” he went, before seeing a strange-looking spring. Zoro dipped his finger into it, and said, “Hey…this tastes like eggnog!”
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Meanwhile…

“Ha! Luffy would love this!” smiled Usopp, seeing a large beetle with a Santa Claus hat and dots on its wings like ornaments on a tree branch. “Hey Franky! Give me a hand! I want to give this to Luffy as a present!”

While Franky went to helping Usopp catch the unusual beetle, Robin looked around the strange forest.

“Its like this forest designed itself for the holidays…” said Robin, before sitting down on a stump…and falling through!

“Huh? Robin?” asked Usopp, holding the beetle carefully in his hand as its legs scurried helplessly in the air.

Robin fell down a shaft until she hit something soft and warm. It was dark, but the smell seemed very familiar.

“It smells like…” said Robin, trying to move her arms free, but she was stuck. She moved her head closer in the darkness until she felt something hard against her face. The smell was heavy and very delicious, so Robin took a lick and then a bite. “Gingerbread?”
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“Wow! That was delicious!!!” shouted Brook, picking his teeth.

“Man! I can’t believe you actually ate like I did!!!” smiled Luffy, rubbing his giant swollen belly.

“Me either!” shouted Nami, surprised, her stomach just as big and swollen as Luffy’s.

“Well, whatever’s going on with this island…at least the booze is good…” said Zoro, having tasted some of the eggnog from the spring.

“This island is just full of the holiday spirit!” shouted Brook, taking out his violin. “Just makes me want to play something!”

With that, Brook began playing a merry holiday tune, as the five continued on. Chopper rode on Zoro’s shoulders to get a better view of everything, while Luffy and Nami waddled behind them, Brook in the back. Soon enough, Luffy’s fat stomach had disappeared from the exercise, yet Nami’s was still pretty big.

“Hmm…?” went Zoro, “Hey…Nami…is it just me…or do you seem…?”

“What?” asked Nami.

“…I don’t know…you look…heavier…” said Zoro.

“WHAT?!!!” shouted Nami, before she took out her Clima-tact and summoned a lightning bolt to hit Zoro.

“EASY!!!” shouted Zoro, leaping out of the way, causing it to hit Luffy. Since Luffy was a rubber man, it didn’t affect him.

“Don’t call me fat, Zoro!!!” shouted Nami, before she noticed something. “Hey, wait a second! This skirt…”

“Indeed…but seeing it cut off more at the top and bottom would be nice…” smiled the perverted Brook, before he was punched aside by Nami.

“Earlier it was really loose…now it feels really snug…” said Nami.

Chopper then responded, “That’s odd…maybe you digest more slowly than Luffy. Human stomachs tend to expand slightly for a while after a big meal,”

“Well…maybe…” said Nami, before the five continued on.
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“Nami-chan and Robin-chan will both LOVE this delicious fish!” swooned Sanji, as he prepared a fish in excitement. He was marinating it and adding just the right spices to it. “Maybe the two of them will even give me a…” began Sanji, before an idea hit him. He ran by the table of food he had already prepared and dug through his refrigerator. He pulled out some garnish and said, “With some right chopping…” Sanji ran back to get a knife and carefully cut and shaped the garnish to look like mistletoe. “This should do,” grinned Sanji, not seeing several big shadows behind him. He ran to the doorway and hung the garnish, saying, “Heh, heh, heh…I’m going to get a kiss!” Sanji turned and was about to continue with his fish, when something disturbing caught his eye. “What the?!!! Where’d all the food go?!!!” shouted a stunned Sanji, before he growled with flaming anger. “LUFFY!!! BROOK!!! I know you’re here somewhere! That food was for all of us…especially Nami-chan and Robin-chan!”

Sanji searched around the ship for his rubbery captain and the skeleton musician, but neither could be found. Eventually, he ran back to the kitchen.

“Good…the fish is still safe…” said Sanji, not realizing he was under his own makeshift mistletoe. Suddenly, he felt two pairs of lips on both of his cheeks and his eyes widened. Sanji looked to both sides, before his visible eye turned into a heart and he fainted, saying, “Girls…!!!”

“Oh dear…he fainted…” said one girl, dressed in a red skirt similar to Nami’s with a Santa hat on her head. She was quite obese with a large belly and butt, and had long purple hair.

“We better take him back to the workshop. He’ll know what to do,” said the other girl, dressed in a same fashion, and with short green hair. She was built more like a big hourglass.

“Still, we did the right thing: He does say to kiss under a mistletoe,” said the first girl as they carried Sanji off by holding his arms and legs.
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“Help! Help!” shouted Robin, trying to get out. In this crowded area, she couldn’t activate her devil fruit powers. “Only one way to get out…” sighed Robin, before she took a huge bite out of the gingerbread she was trapped in. It was the sweetest baked good she ever tasted and it felt so warm as it came down into her belly. “That’s actually good…” thought Robin, before she continued to eat her way out. She was so determined to get herself out…she didn’t realize that her midsection was slowly expanding outward.
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“Robin!!!” shouted Usopp.

“Robin!!!” shouted Franky, the two searching through the forests.

BOOM!!!

Usopp let out a loud scream as he leaped from the crater that had formed in front of him.

“Franky…I don’t think we’re alone…” shivered Usopp.

“Get off this island!!!” shouted the tall stranger from the trees, holding a garland-adorned bazooka in his hands. He was dressed in bright green and had pointy ears. The man had a large bald spot and wild hair on the rest of his head. He had some kind of goggles on with cross-hairs on them.  

“Weapons Left!!!” shouted Franky, pointing his left arm at the attacker, causing his hand to slide down to reveal gun holes within his wrist. Bullets went flying at the attacker, who just leaped into the air to dodge.

“Take this!!!” shouted the stranger, pointing his bazooka downward at the two Straw Hats.

“Supreme Franky Shield!!!” shouted Franky, extending his arms and legs outward so his full front would protect Usopp and his own vulnerable back.

BOOM!!!

“What the?” asked the stranger, landing to see Franky unharmed.

“HA! I’m completely invincible on my front side!” smirked Franky, before Usopp emerged from underneath, holding his giant slingshot, Kabuto.

“HOT SAUCE STAR!!!” shouted Ussopp, sliding as he fired a pellet at the stranger’s eyes.

“AUGHHHHH!!! HOT! HOT!” screamed the stranger, the sauce stinging his eyes.

“WEAPONS RIGHT!!!” shouted Franky, his arm extending outward by chain. He grabbed the stranger’s ankle and dragged him down to the ground. “STRONG…”

The stranger had managed to wipe some sauce off his eyes to see Franky’s fist rearing back.

“You won’t be catching me!!!” shouted the stranger, throwing an ornament ball and throwing it down, releasing smoke. Franky and Usopp coughed it up, and when it cleared, the stranger was gone.
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“Phew…” said Nami, sitting down.

“You’re exhausted?” asked Zoro, blinking.

“Yeah…I’m just out of breath…” said Nami, taking some deep breaths.

Chopper blinked, “Have you been exercising, Nami? You are looking kind of out of shape,”

“Of course I’ve been exercising!!!” shouted Nami, “I do nothing but that dealing with this crazy crew!”

“No…he’s got a point…” said Zoro, “I don’t know how…but you look…well…”

“I think he’s trying to say you’ve gotten fat, Nami,” said Luffy, before her foot came into his face.

“I AM NOT!!!” shouted Nami, fangs showing. “I’m as in good shape as…” began Nami, her hands hitting her stomach…to find more there. “What the?” she blinked, before she looked down and could not see her feet…or her stomach for that matter! “What happened?!!!”

“No one gets this fat over time!” shouted Chopper, stunned.

Nami’s belly had expanded outward to become a giant ball of lard that was squashed behind her outfit. She looked back to see a massive butt that was barely covered up by the skirt; it looked like a pair of overgrown watermelons. Nami could feel her now huge breasts squishing together under her outfit, giving her even more cleavage. She touched her face to feel chipmunk-like cheeks and a fully developed double chin.

“Whoa!!! Nami’s become a whale!!!” shouted Luffy, before getting kicked by Nami’s now very fleshy leg.

“Maybe it was those berries! Why did I scarf so many down?!!!” cried Nami, horrified by the lost of her gravity-defying frame.

“But Luffy and Brook ate them too, and they haven’t changed,” said Chopper.

“Well Brook’s a freaking skeleton! And Luffy’s made of rubber!” shouted Nami, before feeling more pressure inside of herself. “Oh no…not AGAIN!!!” she cried, as her body expanded outward even more. Nami’s stomach grew until it was big enough to contain Chopper comfortably inside, her butt grew to the point it needed multiple chairs and her chest grew until it reached F-Cup regions. She could feel her chunky thighs touching and a third chin growing from her second.  “It’s not fair…”

“Halt you intruders!!!”

The five looked up to see two tall shadows approaching them.
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“Gulp…gulp…”

Robin could now feel her arms, but they felt strange, as if jello was attached to them. However, her bottom half was still stuck, so she continued eating her way to freedom.
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“How dare you try and kidnap one of the big man’s delivery girls?!!!” shouted the muscular pointy-eared man with a green outfit. He was completely bald and looked like an angry dog

“Delivery girls?” blinked Luffy.

“I bet these pirates plan to steal the boss’s secrets by torturing her!!!” shouted a taller and skinny pointy-eared man with two candy cane-like swords hanging crossed on his back. His hair was cut all round like a bowl was involved in the shaping.

“Me?” asked Nami, pointing a chubby finger towards herself.

The muscular man then shouted, “And look! They mutilated one of the reindeer!” He pointed to Chopper.

“Who, me?!!!”

“I bet they’re following this evil skeleton who rose from the dead!!!” shouted the skinny man.

“Evil skeleton?!!!” shivered Brook.

“Don’t even start!!!” shouted Nami, fangs bared.

“We will not let evil villains like you ruin Christmas!!!” shouted the muscular man, leaping forward and kicking Luffy across the face…stretching his neck outward!  “HUH?!!!”

“GUM-GUM…”

WHAM!!!

“WHIP!!!” finished Luffy, sending his stretched leg into the muscular man, making him reel in pain.

CLASH!!!

Zoro held out two of his three swords in front of him as he blocked the skinny man’s candy cane-like swords.

“Augh…this weirdo’s tougher than he looks!!!” thought Zoro, before kicking the skinny man away. Their weapons clashed, but eventually Zoro brought the skinny man to his knees.

“HYAHHHH!!!!” shouted the muscular man, charging for Luffy.

“GUM-GUM…” shouted Luffy, stretching his arms back. “BAZOOKA!!!” he finished, releasing his arms forward. They slam at high speed into the muscular man, and he went flying into a building nearby and straight through a wall.

“HO! HO! HO! HO!!!”

“That voice…” went the skinny man, recognizing it.

“What?” asked Zoro, before looking up to see an intercom on a pole.

“Moo! Raril! Jerrii! Stop this senseless fighting! Bring our guests in!”

“The boss wants us here,” said the skinny man, “I’m Moo,”

“You don’t look like a cow,” said Zoro.

“Oh a wise guy, huh?” asked Moo.
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“Come on, you,” said Raril, the man leading Franky and Usopp to a workshop area, where they ran into the other group.

“Hey guys!” went Luffy.

“Where’s Robin?” asked Nami.

“Why do you look like a sumo?” asked Usopp.

“Where’s Jerii?” asked Raril, before he was bonked by Moo.

Moo frowned, “What do I look like? His keeper?”

The door of the workshop then thrust open and two large girls similar to Nami’s built with the same kind of outfit waddled out, leaving a carpet as they did so. Out in glorious fashion came an old man in a red suit with a long white beard.

“SSSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” shouted an excited Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Brook in unison.

“HO! HO! HO!” smiled Santa, as he saw the four happy pirates. “Santa is quite happy to see you three!”

“Oh great…they’re falling for some crazy guy…” sighed Nami.

“You should be careful, Nami…you didn’t get that Miss Orangedreams doll you wanted when you were five because you were naughty that year,” said Santa.

“Huh? How did you…?” began Nami, confused.

“Ah yes…old Genzo thought that dog ate that tangerine pie Bellemere was giving him…but I knew you were the one who ate it despite never being caught,” smiled Santa.

“No one saw me…” went a stunned Nami.

“Oh please…that was just dumb luck,” said Zoro.

Santa turned to Zoro and smiled, “Ah yes…Zoro. You’ve been on the nice list for quite some time now,”

“Zoro? Nice?!!” laughed Luffy.

“Ah yes. Don’t think I didn’t see you saving that old man by giving him your canteen when you were twelve,” said Santa.

“Just a lucky guess…” said Zoro.

“He later wanted to repay you, but all you asked for was a new string for your fishing role so you could catch your meal for tonight. And you caught a red swordfish, the nose broken in three places,” smiled Santa, “You didn’t know your own strength back then,”

“Huh?!!!” went a stunned Zoro, “How’d do you know?”

“Simple: I’m Santa Claus! HO! HO! HO!” laughed the old man.

“Aren’t you supposed to be…you know…chubby?” asked Chopper.

“Ho! Ho! That’s an old wives’ tale…my delivery girls here are the plump ones!” smiled Santa, rubbing the two girls there on their big bellies, making them giggle.

“Hey Santa!”

The bald muscular man appeared, making Moo say, “Ah, you’re here, Jerrii. What have you been, Smooth-Head?”

“Well…I…” began Jerrii.

“Hey…who are you guys supposed to be if he’s the Santa Claus?” asked Usopp.

“Don’t you get it?” asked Raril.

“We’re Santa’s elves!” shouted Jerrii.

“But aren’t elves supposed to be short?” asked Usopp, before he was poked in the eyes.

Moo roared, “That’s a discriminating stereotype!!!”

“Yeah! We elves can be just as tall as you humans! In fact, we’re taller than all of you…except for that skeleton,” said Raril.

“Yeah…and that’s because of his afro!” shouted Jerrii, “Oh Santa…”

It then hit Franky and he said, “If you’re Santa Claus, then you must know where our friend, Nico Robin, is!”

“Indeed I do. In fact, we were about to get her out when I called you,” said Santa, as he led the Straw Hats down a hall.

“Oh, this is heavenly bliss! Care for some more, ladies?”

“Hey! That’s Sanji’s voice!” shouted Nami, before she peeked in. There she found a smiling Sanji surrounded by beautiful and quite fat girls dressed in the Santa skirts.

“Your cooking is sooooo good, Sanji-san!!!” smiled a blonde.

“Can’t you stay here and cook for us forever?” asked a blue-haired girl.

Sanji smiled, “It’s tempting…but I still have to find the All-Blue. Plus, Santa wouldn’t like it if you all got too fat to make your deliveries,”

“Sanji!” shouted Nami.

Sanji looked and his eye turned into a heart once more, as he swooned, “Nami-chan! You’re looking as beautiful as ever!”

“Huh? You’re not put off by my weight gain?” blinked a confused Nami.

“Contrary to how I act, I am not a shallow person. Beauty can be found in any dress size,” smiled Sanji.

“Oh! Isn’t that Eliza’s skirt?” asked the blonde.

“Yeah,” said another girl.

“Oh…this…” went Nami, “Well, you see…”

“That would explain your weight gain, Nami. You see, when I was a kid, Zeff told me he met Santa Claus when he was in the Grand Line,” explained Sanji.

“Really?” went Nami, as the others came into the room.

“Yes. I remember Zeff…he came to the island and cooked some of the most scrumptious fish we ever had,” said Santa.

“Zeff told me Santa is aided every Christmas by these big beautiful girls,” said Sanji, “They make all the toys and deliver all the presents from his ship,”

“Ship?!!!” went Franky.

“Oh we still use sleighs and reindeer. We just launch them from the ship as we travel,” said Santa.

“Apparently they were all normal girls of especially high goodness and selflessness, so Santa came and gave these skirts. It increased their appetites and made them gain weight,” explained Sanji.

“You mean…this skirt is why I’m…?!!” began Nami, before her eyes showed as she attacked Usopp.

“SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!” cried Usopp.

“Now, now, Nami…you don’t want to be on my naughty list, do you?” asked Santa as his girls held back Nami.

“So why are they all fat like that?” asked Zoro.

“My first delivery girl was a chubby one, and everyone came to believe she was me. So to keep the illusion, all my girls gladly accepted their new bodies,” explained Santa, “Now come on, we have to get Robin,”

“Robin-chan’s in trouble?!!!” shouted Sanji, before dashing off ahead. The others followed, as Usopp looked to Raril.

“Hey, why’d you guys attack us earlier?” asked Usopp.

“I’m afraid my elves are a bit xenophobic…they only mean well to protect the workshop,” said Santa.

“We are not xenophobic!!!” shouted Jerrii, before he looked to Moo. “What’s xenophobic?”

SLAP!!!

“Quiet, Empty Skull,” frowned Moo, before they all reached a big repository. Four of Santa’s girls were there, having cut open through the metal and were pulling the cut piece away with chains.

“Robin’s in there?” asked Nami.

“Yes. Fell into the gingerbread stores. Actually, I believe the gingerbread in there was a special blend invented by you, Raril,” explained Santa.

Raril smiled, “Yep. It was a special gingerbread made so you’d never get full eating it,”

“What was the point of that?” asked a confused Chopper.

“So the girls would never spoil their appetites before dinner,” answered Moo, before the chains pulled were out and a large hole was formed. A giant ball of dough rolled out…only to be noticed it had (albeit small) clothing on.

“Robin?!!!” went Nami.

“I did think my clothes were getting tight,” said Robin, even more obese than Nami.  Her stomach was bigger than Gum-Gum Balloon Luffy’s, and her skirt clung tightly to her huge now exposed butt. Robin’s breasts were at least three times as big as they used to be, and her facial expression was muffled by her balloon-like cheeks and five chins. She needed the help of the others to get onto her jelly-like legs, and even then she had to produce some extra hands on her fat dimpled feet to keep her balance.

Raril looked inside and screamed, “AHHHHHHH!!! She ate all my Never-Stuffed Gingerbread!!!”

“Well, it was the only way to free myself,” said Robin, “Plus it was pretty warm and tasty,”

Santa smiled, “Do not worry, Raril. You can always make more. Now then, was there something you needed to tell me, Jerii?”

“Huh? Was there?” asked Jerii, blinking. “Oh right…when that Straw Hat kid threw me into the warehouse, I kind of smashed through your ship,”

“WHAT?!!!” went Santa, eyes bugging out.
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“NO! NO! NO!” cried Santa, seeing his large wooden ship with huge holes in both ends.

“Sorry Santa…I didn’t realize…” said Luffy, ashamed.

“Luffy! You might have ruined Christmas for everyone!!!” shouted Usopp, fangs showing.

“Hey, it’s not all my fault! Baldy went through it!” shouted Luffy.

“Numbskull!” shouted Moo, bashing Jerrii on the head.

“Oh…next time I’ll look where I’m being launched to!!!” shouted Jerrii.

“So this is how you deliver presents every year?” asked Brook.

Santa sighed, “Yes…every year, I’d launch the Happy Season and we’d sail through the air…”

“Wait…this ship CAN FLY?!!!” shouted Nami.

“How else can Santa give presents to everyone each year in one night?” asked Raril.

Franky looked at the damage and said, “You know, Santa…I think I can fix this,”

“You can?!!!” went Santa.

“I happen to be the best shipwright since my master, Thomas,” grinned Franky.

“But even you couldn’t fix this ship in time,” said one of the two girls with Santa, “Santa and we girls have to disembark in three hours,”

“Man…if only you could slow down time,” said Usopp.

“Oh!” went Jerrii, “Hey Santa…”

“Quiet, idiot! You caused enough trouble already!” shouted Moo.

Jerrii waved his hand and let out an annoyed grunt as he said, “Why don’t Santa just use the time dial?”

“Time dial?!!!” shouted the Straw Hats.

Santa then lightly hit his head, “Of course…I forgot. The Time Dial is how I deliver,”

“What exactly is a time dial?” asked Zoro.

Santa smiled, “A one of a kind dial from Skypeia. It creates an aura that protects everything in a 50 mile radius while time around the world is being slowed down. I can make a trip around the world and visit every house in a patient run,”

“Wow…that’s some kind of dial…” said Usopp.

“Well, let’s get to work, guys!” shouted Franky, holding a hammer.
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And so, the Straw Hats went to helping Santa, his girls, and the three elves to repairing the damage to the Happy Season. Soon the ship was ready for flight…
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“Good work, everyone!” smiled Santa, before looking at the clock. “Even with the Time Dial, we’re still late!”

“We’ll help you, Santa!” shouted Luffy.

“Hmm…ok. I can use the extra help!” smiled Santa, before Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Brook all cheered at the thought of getting to help Santa.
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Soon, Santa’s ship was flying through the air and the girls were all waddling to giant sleighs with reindeer.

“Wow! A docking bay! Nice, Santa!” smiled Franky, “This makes the Thousand Sunny’s docking bay look like child’s play,”

“Ho, ho, ho…well I had more years to design the ship, Franky,” smiled Santa, before looking to Nami. “Nami, as you wearing one of the uniform, you’re officially one of my delivery girls. Take a sleigh and travel to the north,”

“Huh?” went Nami, before she was given a map. “Hey, this is…!!!”

“I think you know the area well,” smiled Santa, before Nami waddled to a sleigh.

“Chopper, act as her lead reindeer,” said Santa.

“But I can’t fly!” shouted Chopper.

“Do not worry…the sleigh will do the work for you,” smield Santa.
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“WHOA!!! THIS IS GREAT!!! I’M FLYING!!!” shouted Chopper, in his regular reindeer form, as he led a team of reindeer. They were flying in the air, pulling the sleigh Nami was on.

“Apparently this sleigh is giving these reindeer the ability to fly,” thought Nami, as she read the instructions Santa left her. The sleigh soon stopped and Nami looked to see a humble village. “Coco Village…my home,” she thought with a smile. She had missed it for sometime now.

“First stop, Nami,” said Chopper.

“Ok…this is Daito’s home…” said Nami, before reaching into the sack of toys and pulling out a wrapped present. “Ok…now how am I going to get in?”

“How about the chimney?” asked Chopper, before Nami’s fist came down on his head.

“Are you freaking kidding, Chopper?!!!” shouted Nami, “Maybe I could as the old me…” She then lifted her fat stomach up and dropped it, letting it bounce up and down, saying, “But I happen to be a few stomach rolls more…”

“Well, that’s how it’s done,” said Chopper, “Maybe Santa’s notes have something,”

Nami sighed and took the notes, before she found the answer. She looked into the sleigh’s glove compartment, before finding a bottle of blue dust.

“According to this…I’m supposed to rub this all over me,” said Nami, before she popped it open and did so. She rubbed the dust on her big butt, large thighs, belly, and breasts, before she waddled over to the chimney. “Well…here goes…” said Nami, taking a deep breath. She squeezed her bulk into the chimney, before she slipped down easily, landing with a thud. “Ow…guess a big butt does cushion the fall…” sighed Nami, rubbing the fat on her rear.

“Daito, go to sleep…”

“Huh?” went Nami, before taking a peek to see a familiar busty blue-haired girl with a  tattoo talking to a young boy.

“But Nojiko…I want to see Santa,” said the boy.

“Santa won’t come if you’re awake,” said Nojiko, taking the boy’s hand. “Come on…off to bed now,” she said.

“Nojiko…if anything…I’m happy this year…” smiled Daito.

“Why is that?” asked Nojiko.

“Because I have a mom this year…you,” smiled the boy.

Nojiko smiled, “My mom took me and my sister in when I was little…I just figure I should do the same for kids who don’t have anyone else,”

“You have a sister?” asked Daito.

“Yeah…she’s off on the seas…here’s she gotten pretty renown. She’s always had the better looks…sometimes I wish she’d just get fat so some attention could come to me,” chuckled Nojiko, before she took the boy to bed.

“Great…she got her wish…” sighed Nami, waddling out to the Christmas tree and leaving a present under it. She quickly waddled back to the chimney, and blinked, “Wait…how am I supposed to…?” Suddenly, the dust on Nami glowed and she was thrusted back up the chimney. “Oh…guess that answers that question…” said Nami.
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The next morning…

“Well done, Straw Hats!!!” smiled Santa, “Christmas is being a success as always! Thank you for your help!”

“No problem, Santa!” grinned Luffy.

“We were happy to help, yohoho!” smiled Brook.

“Oh…yes…but Christmas isn’t complete yet…” said Santa, “Not all the presents have been given yet,”

“Are you serious?!!! We went around the whole world!!!” shouted Zoro.

“OH NO!!! Someone’s going to miss out on Christmas!!!” freaked Chopper.

“How many presents need to be delivered?!!!” shouted Usopp.

“Nine,” smiled Santa.

“Nine! We have to get those nine presents to…” began Luffy, before each of them was handed a wrapped up box. “OHHHHHHH!!!”

“You all deserve it!!!” smiled Santa, as the Straw Hats opened their presents.

“MEAT!!!!” shouted Luffy, finding a huge slab of fine meat.

“WOO-HOO!!!” shouted Usopp, finding a doll of himself dressed like an Elbaf warrior. “Behold the mighty warrior, Usopp!”

“Not bad,” grinned Zoro, finding a bottle of fine liquor in his present.

“Oh! Think of how much love I can put into my cooking for Robin and Nami!” swooned Sanji, seeing a box of fancy cooking knives all engraved with his name.

“I’m Chopperman!” grinned Chopper, having a fancy silken cape around his shoulders.

Robin simply smiled at her present of a book written by her mother, one that was out of print.

“SUUUUUUUPEERR!!!” shouted Franky, finding a well-crafted model of Thousand Sunny.

“YOHOHOHO!!!” smiled Brook, finding a bottle of hair gel. “Super Stick 900! Now my afro will stay in great shape for when I see Laboon again!”

Nami slowly unwrapped her present and her eyes widened at what she found.

“WOW!!! This is nice,” smiled Nami, finding a beautiful outfit inside. “And it’s even fit for my plus size!”

“Just because you weigh more doesn’t mean you can’t look nice,” smiled one of Santa’s girls.

“Guess you’re right…” said Nami, having grown accustomed to how nice her big fat body felt. “Oh I guess I have to…”

“Keep the outfit. It’ll remind you of this wonderful Christmas for years to come,” said Santa, as he, his girls, and three elves turned for their workshop, while the Straw Hats headed back to their ship.

“Wait, Santa! This island isn’t on any map! How is it we came here?” asked Usopp.

“It is because…you believed…” smiled Santa, “The island reveals to those who believe,”

“There’s only one more thing left to do…” said Nami, before smiling. “It’s Christmas! Let’s party!!!”

“YEAH!!!” shouted the Straw Hats, rushing ahead.

“Dibs on the food!!!” shouted Luffy.

“OH NO, YOU DON’T!!!” shouted Sanji.

“Yeah! Now that I don’t have to worry about my figure, I plan to eat my fill too!” shouted Nami.

“OH NAMI!!! Eat all you want, my dear!!!” swooned Sanji. Soon, the Straw Hats were on their decorated ship deck, eating, drinking, and being merry.

Let this be a lesson to all…

No matter how you are, where you are, (or how big you are!)…

You can always have a wonderful holiday…

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE!!!